Thursday, May 29, 2008

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Chinese aim for greatness

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AT A media conference held in March this year in East London, Dave Power, founder of JDPower and associates, the global marketing information company, was questioned about the Chinese motor industry’s quality status.

His response was that the Chinese are at present testing the global market and are five years behind the rest of the world, but as with Japan and Korea they would learn and could become a significant role player in future years. Prophetic words indeed as I was to discover last week when I visited the Great Wall Motor Company at its facility in Baoding City, 150km south west of Beijing.

At the recent Durban Motor Show, Great Wall Motors (GWM) SA unveiled several new models for the local market. While the Hover limousine may have stolen a fair bit of the limelight, it was the standard Hover and the urban oriented Peri that I was particularly anticipating the opportunity to test drive.

Well test drive is perhaps an overstatement — as many of you are aware China does not allow foreigners to drive on their roads — so I was restricted to a small test track within the company’s grounds.

Despite the rather limited size, the track provided high-speed banking, very tight bends, varying gradients and road surfaces from smooth to very rough.

Available immediately in SA, the Hover is a stylish but rugged looking SUV with all the right features to make it a strong contender in this sector.

Available in two or four-wheel drive versions, the Hover is powered by a Mitsubishi 2.4l petrol engine delivering 93kW at 5250r/min and 195Nm of torque at 2500r/min.

Diesel as an option should become available towards the end of the year.

The interior is spacious and well appointed featuring automatic climate control with a built-in pollen filter, electronic instrumentation, electric windows and full leather upholstery throughout with fold flat rear seats to increase the spacious cargo load.

During my short drive the Hover felt to be a solidly built vehicle with good handling and stability and a high level of comfort, and at a starting price of R197990 for the two-wheel drive version, it is going to be a very desirable alternative.

The Peri on the other hand is a compact car with a high specification level. It is also powered by a Mitsubishi derived engine, in this case a 1.3l unit, that produces 65kW at 2600r/min and 115Nm of torque between 4200 and 5200r/min.

Coupled to a five-speed manual gearbox, the Peri should prove to be a very capable little car.

Featuring hydraulically assisted power steering and ABS and EBD as well as dual front airbags, GWM claims it will meet the highest safety standards.

On the roads of the GWM facility, the Peri felt solid and easy to handle with ample power to push you along at a fair pace. Over the heavily rippled sections of the track there was no sign of shake or rattle and it even handled a thirty-degree gradient with aplomb.

Interestingly the vehicles were both taken straight off of the assembly line with no chance for any marketing or media people to prepare them before we drove them. The fit and finish of both the models showed a marked improvement over previous offerings and is likely to set a definite benchmark for other manufacturers from China.

Granted, there were one or two minor points, but overall the GWM products are very close to European and Japanese standards.

It goes along with the Great Wall Motor Company’s philosophy of “Improving little by little everyday”.

JDPower’s prediction that the Chinese industry could well be a major force in five years would appear to be an overestimate — the rate of development to bring the vehicles up to world standard by GWM is, to say the least, phenomenal, and will put the company’s target of becoming a global player by 2010 within easy reach. - John Floyd

Monday, May 19, 2008

Nasty song analysis

社會流行曲有太多艷曲淫詞, 華美修辭包裝下, 輕鬆逃過膚淺衞道之仕的監察... 而能洞察其情而去批評的人, 一邊會受極端開放人仕指責保守八股, 另一邊又會受看不懂的衞道人仕反指批評亂作一通本身淫穢不堪, 結果兩邊不是人。沒有人具有國王的新衣中小孩子那份勇氣, 於是社會風氣日益敗壞, 莘莘學子浸淫其中, 耳濡目染, 搞出人命的絕對值(包括正數及負數)自然屢創新高. 有見及此, 本文憑著知其不可為而為之的精神, 決心無視世人的唾罵, 大膽試圖去挽狂瀾於既倒, 要以粗淺之中文水平, 還公眾一雙雪亮的眼睛, 看清原來一直琅琅上口的詞句是多麼淫污穢褻...

"橫眉冷看千夫指, 俯首甘為孺子牛"是什麼的意思, 是怎樣的味道了, 我開始體會到了....

1)壞女孩
火足車 - 借代, "高舉雲梯", "射水", 才能救熄男人燒滾女事主身體的慾火, 很明顯是房事的細緻描述

2)男仕今天你很好
先看第二段
女人撑起半边天 长夜躺于你身边 (上床)
美也要你去选 方可得到加冕 (借代 加冕->上床做的房事)
女人一刀插得狠 情用得竟这么深 (倒裝句 !!! 一刀插得女人狠, 細緻房事描寫 )
也靠你博爱得 好丑都感吸引 (據上文, 下理"好丑", 應指身體上不同部位美及"肉酸",
丑-->羞)

3)愛你
負荷 - 某姿勢
烈焰中只得妳我 最美麗亦最赤裸...->色情場面

世界末日到了麼 別理終結會如何...-> XX不是什麼大不了
不必想得那麼多 但願這刻不錯過...-> 不要想, 春宵苦短
妳這夜下了禁鎖 但我不怕被蹉跎...-> 你初夜唔畀我, 我唔怕...
真心終可某天衝破 ...-> 有日可以衝破(衝破二字直指上句"這夜" 必為初夜)

4) 女校男生
偷偷的背著我 喝他的茶
誰料你為了他可這樣不雅

直釋不通, 唯以茶借代一樣不雅的東西, 才令文句合理
而該不雅之物, 應有茶的"液態", 及"微溫" 等特徵

據此再看第一段 自然全文皆為房事
男仕今天你很好全部都给你得到 女人又羡慕又吃醋 (乜都畀晒你, 即全個女人身體獻上)
男仕今天你很好 (多得女仕制造) (制造什麼, 很明顯為愛也)
而内中的好你可感觉到 (你可感觉到) (內中的好? 應是現代人非典型的"內在美", 或即身材)
(換句話說, 完事後, 女仕頻問, "我係唔係好正")
5)千金
主題: 以反諷手法, 叫人做妓女

點出題目中妓女之部份:
g:流着汗 红着脸 ...->做妓女時的XX場面
g:讨厌的说喜爱 喜爱的说讨厌 ...->做妓女時的YAMADE類細緻描寫
只为赚大钱 ...->點題, 是性交易, 非性愛

反諷手法: (這隱藏得較厲害)
首先你要學懂小學四年級時中文的修亂技巧
如 "好容易才爬上那高崇入雲的山", 好容易是指好難, 因為好難才合理,才會令讀者有共鳴

然後看看這詞句

只有两元 分享都温暖
...-> 得2元, 感心安理得易, 感溫暖好像不通, 沒共鳴. 仲要係同人分既兩蚊, 感寒酸才是會令人有共鳴,
而因此這才是真正的主題, 就如"好容易"-->"好難", "温暖" 實指寒酸

明白此理, 其他句子便更合情合理

旁人大钞 如何及你 真心给我一元 ...
给你十亿元 肯不肯心软 ...


6) 真女人, 7)謫仙記 8)尋開心
寫得太白, 不用解



B) 小說
神鵰俠侶 - 主題實為亂倫, 可理解為與藍色生死戀同屬一類... 未有主角前就是武大叔的父女戀,
之後就是男女主角的師徒戀... 涵蓋全文.




一枝紅艷花凝香 巫山雲雨枉斷腸 借問漢宮誰得似 可憐飛燕倚新妝
好地地提乜野巫山雲雨.... 李白唔係發D 關於楊小姐既綺夢, 就係成日將楊小姐成為性幻想對像...結果現實中見到佢同皇帝一齊, 真係只有枉斷腸

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Interesting - 露體狂, 走光者

露體狂, 走光者
一個是施, 一個是受

施比受, 更有福.

(Special thanks to Alex for the inspiration!)

Saturday, May 17, 2008

閱讀解碼 哈日人

喜歡日本的東西
欣賞OK, 但去到崇拜, 而對像是曽壞事做盡但又死不認錯的東西, 似乎不是在歷史知識方面, 便是人性方面比較貧乏. 不過在勢利拜金反智的社會, 一下唔覺意認賊作父又沒有什麼所謂.

反而我覺得更值得一提或有爭議的地方, 是這個哈日人對師拉在艷照事件上的批評.

他指師拉因發現阿嬌原來不是純真的天使而討厭阿嬌, 是很無知天真, 因為阿嬌已過了十八歲, 淫得有道理.

問題係阿嬌刻意認真地演出這個天使的形象, ... 就好像一套嚴肅古裝片的演員, 但突然爆句英文, 或在戲服透了其ADIDS 內衣. 難道觀眾批評這些"穿崩", 也是無知天真嗎? 因演員也是現代香港人....爆英文很有道理呢.

一虎一席談 有關水滸傳那一集

其中一個女作家十分推崇潘金蓮, 指武松應該一早同哥哥合聚潘金蓮, 便沒有問題了, 他才算是真英雄.... 於是一個學生指不應用今時今日的標準, 強加於成千年前很保守既宋朝....

該女作者反駁道, 水滸傳這些文學鉅著之所以能流傳千古, 是因為它流露著永恒不變人性的光輝, 故我們用今天的標準去看水滸傳是沒問題的...

台上理論上高手如雲, 竟然沒有人能反駁這種大道理催眠式的講法... 永恒不變的是人性, 卻不是那些極受制於外在環境的標準與行為, 依佢咁講, 亦可以指潘金蓮應主動離婚不就了事, 梁山好漢應研發民主政制開創新紀元, 呂布應與董卓玩3P便能逐鹿中原 (劉關張不就是現成的例子嗎?), ....不理當時境境而強加今天的標準予古人, 故事反而變得不合理, 因為永恒不變的人性被扭曲了.

何況, 即使今天, 兩兄弟聚一個老婆, 大概只有極端婦權份子才覺得無問題.

Meeting a secondary schoolmate

講起好多人覺得我今日有咁既下場, 大跌眼鏡....

Actually 我肯定我比十年前健康, 開心, 更有智慧. (亦多更多錢)

不過也怪不得會這樣, 十年前已經誤解我, 更何況十年後... 人看其他人往往看得比較表面.

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以前的我聽罷可能會抑鬱一排, 今天的我雖然沒怎樣不快, 不過還有點上心, 修為不夠. 特別還頗在乎別人的眼光, 儘管是那是多麼表面和不相干...

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就是我在想起中學的某些恩恩怨怨時, 也常把某人定格. 不時對那個已不存在的昔日的他/她投射種種無謂的情感.

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例如有個中學同學果時趁我身體唔好時bully我, 今日既佢可能已經變左個時常帶畀人歡樂既人, 再唔係可能都死鬼左, 就算都係咁衰格, 好似同我都無乜關係.

反而記得有次同佢一組玩中國文化的小組討論, 佢講起人定勝天之類既話話, 我當時就話故然我的基因注定了先天的我, 而我面對的環境, 最初也不是我所選擇, 到後來我以為我能選擇時,那個我的想法其實也完全mad
e of 先天的我+非我所選的後天... 現在想起都有D佩服自己既諗法, 哈. 當時那位同學無禮地ignore我, 都真係唔怪得佢.

而 後來我在蘇菲的世界一書中亦看到上述的看法~ 有少少自豪, 不過情形就有點似今天一個小學生想到地球係球體, 畢竟古人與我的後天環境不同, 他們的確厲害得多... 之但係我總是覺得有些是濫竽充數, 好像我今天也不明白X-Y座標有幾巴閉, 巴閉到要冠名為Cartesian....


鄉下返後感

原來已經超過十多年沒回去, 還以為親戚暴富之後會怎樣"滄海桑田", 卻竟然不怎樣改變, 那條河, 橋, 污濕石路, 家叔伯父的屋子, 客廳, 廚房, 廁所... 好像整個人走進了本舊相簿, 那時我這老餅還是個健康快樂情豆初開的中二生!!

於是, 我想通了為何清政府畀人打到X晒街還不肯遷都, 以及公屋富戶死不肯走的另一個原因. "風水"應該係中國文化傳承得最好最深入民心的部份.

Snapshot on thoughts over life

Life is a game which we often forgets its rule and goal.

It is like monopoly, it doesn't take long for the game. At the end all paper money need to go back to the box. It looks v. important to gather those paper or land card. Yet, most important thing is actually to have fun with people around.

What you own looks so real. But when you find, in some years later, u need to return your life like paying a debt... Even yourself is a borrowed thing, what do you actually own?

Achieving Peacefulness

Religion enables us achieving peacefulness.

Noticing there are 2 approachs...
to believe or
to understand.

Insignificance, impermanence, interdependence

Insignificance, impermanence, interdependence is the nature of everyone, everything.

Like a leaf in a forest. It maybe small, on the scale of a forest, it is not that significantly smaller than the biggest leaf.